2001-06-12 ± 2:11 a.m.
kleptomaniac narcoleptic pedophiles and the senile elderly women who love them...

attention: if your son or daughter is between the ages of 13 and 18 and s/he exhibits behavior which suggests that they are generally happy; please act quickly as they are quite obviously heavily dependent on serious narcotics.

I wonder what most people think when they watch Jenny Jones or Springer or any of that other mind rot. Do people look at those self-respectless shame-show contestants on stage and see no reflection of themselves? Everyone will be the first to tell you that they're different than those who relish chair throwing and hair pulling (which somehow always results in breast showing) on national television. guess what folks; you're wrong. You can't just claim respectability...it's not the moon and you're not some american astronaut with an over-priced space ship. You can't do that...that right there that you're doing...and then scoff at the atrocities all around you. (I apologise if what you're doing right now is donating bone marrow or doing cpr on your tabby cat...I didn't mean you)

this is swimming in my head because Allison rallied the troops tonight for a spirited game of Taboo (she and I were spirited; Steve and Paul were stoned) and when "jerry springer" came up on a card she said "this is the worst thing in the world..." and proceeded to pass and move to the next card. (she also referred to martha stewart as satan and while trying to explain "strech marks" said "after a female passes a watermelon through her vagina she gets these big long ugly...") Taboo is straight up fun.

2 days to Houston...where the world is currently underwater.

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