2002-06-03 ± 5:05 p.m.
fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity

hmmm... looking at my site meter I see that someone was directed to my diary after searching google for "light bulb + crack pipe." What the hell was that person looking for?

work is over for me...and I'm now on a 10 week vacation...thus far I've managed to drink at least a little each night, thereby prohibiting myself from ever properly rehydrating or recovering.

yuck. I feel sloth-like.

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I do not aspire to be cast in a lawyer joke - 2004-02-10
update - 2003-11-04
girl...you'll be a woman...soon. - 2003-08-12