2002-04-04 ± 8:31 p.m.
[light bulb]

today I decided that we could program computers to randomly generate opinions, proposals and statutes that fall in line with the democrat and republican parties, and then let these same computers randomly select which opinions, proposals and statutes would be realized...thereby freeing up valuable time-slots on major networks devoted to airing programs which not so randomly feature the aforementioned politicos spouting their inconsistent malarky at one another in a borderline hostile manner.

fun fact....75% of all members of congress belonged to a frat in college.

keg stand anyone?

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