2002-03-03 ± 4:55 p.m.
you know I fuck em, love em, leave em, but I don't fuckin feed em

this has been brewing for awhile...

you know that song that helped JayZ make it in the mainstream..."can I get a..." I like to bounce to this song...but it never ceases to piss me off.

JayZ is dumb. and I don't mean this in any other sense than the literal one. when he opens his mouth to talk...dumb things come out.

JayZ is not attractive. Unlike many other rappers (DMX, Mos Def, LL Cool J) who make me swoon...JayZ looks pretty much the same way he sounds when he talks...that would be dumb...yes he looks dumb.

Taking these things into consideration...when I hear JayZ sing a song about whether or not girls would still "put your two lips on my wood and kiss it" if he wasn't an "8 figure n**** by the name of jigga." I scream "NO. No JayZ you would be a dumb, lonely, ugly "playa hata" if you weren't rich and/or famous.

And furthermore, while we're on the topic, Mr. Z...would you take these aforementioned girls to "see the sun rise off the shore of Thailand" if they weren't fucking gorgeous? I didn't think so.

I will give Mr. Z credit...his songs do amazing things with drum machines and I like to bop my head to them in the car. But the man has a seriously inflated self image...that will probably collapse on his head.

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