2002-05-07 ± 3:57 p.m.
grind grind grind grind grind grind grind grind

15 teaching days til freedom.

I think that each person is alotted one "bumper sticker" car...which they are required to outfit with those mass produced stickers that encapsulate the snowflake-like unique-ness they strive to showcase.

When I was in high school I had a powder blue dodge shadow...it was my bumper sticker car. I had three stickers:

1. greatfull dead dancing bears (cute I know and I do dig them, but I've never even owned a CD).

2. A sticker that boldly asked "why do we kill people who kill people to show that killing people is wrong?"

3. A patriotically colored rectangle which cleverly demanded "friends don't let friends vote Republican."

so I guess that was me. When I graduated high school I de-stickered my car in preparation for my coming of age. I don't know if you can imagine the feeling when the sticker burden is lifted. I was en-lightened.

My 17 year old sister is currently in Michigan rollin in my mother's old 89 cougar...her bumper sticker car. For her it's "do not wash. this car is undergoing a scientific test." and "you have to be pretty secure to drive a car like this."

public service announcement: You will be judged by any and all things you voluntarily stick to your vehicle.

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